What is it that when a Political heavy weight's visit to a state is announced the town seems to get ready for a circus? Uniformed Jokers make you laugh...
Whenever a circus came to my town, as a child I used to be excited along with my buddies. Even the older people would have our excitement rubbed off on them giving a hint of a certain extra freedom of sorts to us kids. No one spoke about homework and other tedious things; the teachers seemed a shade lenient too. If the class was on, our ears were tuned to the sound of bells around the circus elephant which was walked through the town to advertize about the circus. The sight of an elephant on a street between rows of houses and buildings was awesome indeed! And sometimes an elephant would pee gallons of pee and it took a long time for it to finish peeing. Once an elephant peed on a sloped street off the main. The urine ran all along a length of about10 meters down the slope. Everything about the pachyderm is BIG (except the eyes) : the massive frame, the tusks, the ears the nails, the pillar-like legs, the organ, -even the hair is as thick as fishing line...
However, the elephant which is expected to come to town today is not an animal and it can not afford to pee uninhibitedly on the road in full public view, I am sure, for it is a man. A big man, a VVIP-, not so much in his frame but his designation and fame. It is the Prime Minister of India, Dr. Manmohan Singh himself, who will "bless", as they say, our town today.
When real elephants came to town there were no security personnel - three uniformed men every four meters. But this delicate man, our PM, seems to be the rarest of rare species.
Yesterday I went to a shop to buy fruit and I was stopped by a police man. " where are you going?", he asked me with authority. "To the shop", I said and he let me pass. Then I had to go to the bakery for bread. Again, this time another pot bellied Khaki clad officer, who had the appearance of a 30 number bidi soaked in rain water, stopped me. " Bakery", said I, but he seemed unconvinced that there should be a bakery in our town. These police-men are from central police force deployed on special duty therefore perhaps do not know the area. A question which comes to my stupid layman-mind is, how can a security officer guard and protect anybody without properly knowing the landscape he is manning? And his ridiculously put-on authority is supposed to send shivers down my spine! I have smoked enough 30 number bidies in my time to be perturbed by that. " When is he coming?", I wanted to know. I was told that the PM was arriving 'nalleke', meaning tomorrow. They were rehearsing! REHEARSING? WHAT?? An attempt to shoot the PM? Damn it. Somethings I shall never understand. Another thought made me smile to myself. I thought, who would want to kill our dear old Dr. Manmohan? Who is afraid of a Mr. nice like Dr Singh that he would want to kill him? Our PM is harmless; he does not do anything.
Whenever a circus came to my town, as a child I used to be excited along with my buddies. Even the older people would have our excitement rubbed off on them giving a hint of a certain extra freedom of sorts to us kids. No one spoke about homework and other tedious things; the teachers seemed a shade lenient too. If the class was on, our ears were tuned to the sound of bells around the circus elephant which was walked through the town to advertize about the circus. The sight of an elephant on a street between rows of houses and buildings was awesome indeed! And sometimes an elephant would pee gallons of pee and it took a long time for it to finish peeing. Once an elephant peed on a sloped street off the main. The urine ran all along a length of about10 meters down the slope. Everything about the pachyderm is BIG (except the eyes) : the massive frame, the tusks, the ears the nails, the pillar-like legs, the organ, -even the hair is as thick as fishing line...
However, the elephant which is expected to come to town today is not an animal and it can not afford to pee uninhibitedly on the road in full public view, I am sure, for it is a man. A big man, a VVIP-, not so much in his frame but his designation and fame. It is the Prime Minister of India, Dr. Manmohan Singh himself, who will "bless", as they say, our town today.
When real elephants came to town there were no security personnel - three uniformed men every four meters. But this delicate man, our PM, seems to be the rarest of rare species.
Yesterday I went to a shop to buy fruit and I was stopped by a police man. " where are you going?", he asked me with authority. "To the shop", I said and he let me pass. Then I had to go to the bakery for bread. Again, this time another pot bellied Khaki clad officer, who had the appearance of a 30 number bidi soaked in rain water, stopped me. " Bakery", said I, but he seemed unconvinced that there should be a bakery in our town. These police-men are from central police force deployed on special duty therefore perhaps do not know the area. A question which comes to my stupid layman-mind is, how can a security officer guard and protect anybody without properly knowing the landscape he is manning? And his ridiculously put-on authority is supposed to send shivers down my spine! I have smoked enough 30 number bidies in my time to be perturbed by that. " When is he coming?", I wanted to know. I was told that the PM was arriving 'nalleke', meaning tomorrow. They were rehearsing! REHEARSING? WHAT?? An attempt to shoot the PM? Damn it. Somethings I shall never understand. Another thought made me smile to myself. I thought, who would want to kill our dear old Dr. Manmohan? Who is afraid of a Mr. nice like Dr Singh that he would want to kill him? Our PM is harmless; he does not do anything.